Words to die to

Right before you die,

Whisper something memorable;

"This world isn't real..."

Facing certain death?

Get naked before you die.

Leave them wondering.

Best suicide note:

"There's nothing good on T.V.

Internet went out."

Your cats are evil.

When you die they WILL eat you.

They are just waiting.

When Harry Met Sally

Platonic male friends?

Plato proves it's possible...

but Plato was gay.

Self Help is for People with no Friends.

Secret to no fear:

Accept that bad things happen.

Then learn not to care.

Look forward to find

things you have lost in the past

They will meet you there.

To get what you want,

You have to know what you need.

Listen to yourself.

Words to slit your wrist to:

Don't treat me like sin.

Just because you're an angel.

Don't mean I believe.

Nothing I can do,

Nothing I can say,

I havethe Forelornsome Blues.

Silence and Absence,

By nature are pessimists.

Imagine the worst.

4am

Too tired to sleep...

If I go to bed right now....

How many hours?...

Gypsy Tears

Bucket of Ice Cream

Endless supply of tissues

Good Hugh Grant Movie.

Kitty Sweaters

Dear weird cat lady:

Stop dressing them like people,

makes you both look sad.

Fool's Rush In...

Don't allow someone

To be your priority

When you're their option.