Self Help is for People with no Friends.

Secret to no fear:

Accept that bad things happen.

Then learn not to care.

Look forward to find

things you have lost in the past

They will meet you there.

To get what you want,

You have to know what you need.

Listen to yourself.

Words to slit your wrist to:

Don't treat me like sin.

Just because you're an angel.

Don't mean I believe.

Nothing I can do,

Nothing I can say,

I havethe Forelornsome Blues.

Silence and Absence,

By nature are pessimists.

Imagine the worst.

4am

Too tired to sleep...

If I go to bed right now....

How many hours?...

Gypsy Tears

Bucket of Ice Cream

Endless supply of tissues

Good Hugh Grant Movie.

It's all fun and games...

Beware of game nights.

Scrabble fights can be worse than

infidelity.

They Call Me Ike AKA I'll Beat You With My Shoe

Below your neckline
No on sees my discipline
You fell down the stairs