Self Help is for People with no Friends.

Secret to no fear:

Accept that bad things happen.

Then learn not to care.

Look forward to find

things you have lost in the past

They will meet you there.

To get what you want,

You have to know what you need.

Listen to yourself.

Words to slit your wrist to:

Don't treat me like sin.

Just because you're an angel.

Don't mean I believe.

Nothing I can do,

Nothing I can say,

I havethe Forelornsome Blues.

Silence and Absence,

By nature are pessimists.

Imagine the worst.

4am

Too tired to sleep...

If I go to bed right now....

How many hours?...

Kitty Sweaters

Dear weird cat lady:

Stop dressing them like people,

makes you both look sad.

Two homes, both stink...

Smells of L.A.
Smog, hookers, and broken dreams
It's good to be home

In Oklahoma:
Enjoy blue skies, starry skies
Gentle smell of cow.

Ode to the Grey Hound Bus

Nobody's showered.
Can't sleep else robbed, stabbed, or humped.
Sugar fuels my night.

Bus full of convicts.
Hungry...vending machines broke.
They might eat me soon.

Dear Guy next to me,
My shoulder's not a pillow.
You drool when you sleep.

Background Specialist

Life of an Extra:
Work fourteen hours a day.
Steal food from snack cart.

Grease

Extra value meal;
Sweet double quarter pound beef,
Get in my belly.