Lost Weekend

Sex-fueled Time Machine,

Turns one hour into six,

and makes you walk weird.

It's just that easy....haha

Secret to success:

To find a girl that you like,

and she likes you too.

Gypsy Tears

Bucket of Ice Cream

Endless supply of tissues

Good Hugh Grant Movie.

Flux-capasitor

On my microwave

I pushed the "stop time" button

and nothing happened.

Hours from Starvation.

A hummingbird egg:

Smaller than a jelly bean,

but so were you once.

Secret of Illusion:

When the whole world blinks

anything can disappear;

rabbits, girls, freedom...