Bad Habits #87, 92 and 148

Staying up all night-

Peanut Butter, a big spoon.

Three o'clock haiku.

-Fat River Dumplin

Words to die to

Right before you die,

Whisper something memorable;

"This world isn't real..."

Facing certain death?

Get naked before you die.

Leave them wondering.

Best suicide note:

"There's nothing good on T.V.

Internet went out."

Your cats are evil.

When you die they WILL eat you.

They are just waiting.

Mana of the Gods

"Real" orange powdered cheese

Elbows of pasta angels

Perfect Harmony.

Gypsy Tears

Bucket of Ice Cream

Endless supply of tissues

Good Hugh Grant Movie.

Left-overs?

Turkey and Football.

No better combination

to promote comas.

Being thankful means:

Pretend that you like football,

and eat the dark meat

Nutty Love

My sweet Nutella,

Oh how I long to taste you...

you're my dark treasure.

Ode to the Grey Hound Bus

Nobody's showered.
Can't sleep else robbed, stabbed, or humped.
Sugar fuels my night.

Bus full of convicts.
Hungry...vending machines broke.
They might eat me soon.

Dear Guy next to me,
My shoulder's not a pillow.
You drool when you sleep.

Grease

Extra value meal;
Sweet double quarter pound beef,
Get in my belly.