When Harry Met Sally

Platonic male friends?

Plato proves it's possible...

but Plato was gay.

Lost Weekend

Sex-fueled Time Machine,

Turns one hour into six,

and makes you walk weird.

Groucho Glasses

Mustache and eyebrows,

the dream of my fucking life,

cost you two dollars.

-Guest Haikuist: Fat River Dumpling

It's just that easy....haha

Secret to success:

To find a girl that you like,

and she likes you too.

Goals gotz PWNED!

Stop chasing your dreams.

Instead, sneak up behind them

when they're not looking.

Spiderman!

Finish in my hand
Spidey senses are tingling
Suprise! On your face.