Bad Habits #87, 92 and 148

Staying up all night-

Peanut Butter, a big spoon.

Three o'clock haiku.

-Fat River Dumplin

Words to die to

Right before you die,

Whisper something memorable;

"This world isn't real..."

Facing certain death?

Get naked before you die.

Leave them wondering.

Best suicide note:

"There's nothing good on T.V.

Internet went out."

Your cats are evil.

When you die they WILL eat you.

They are just waiting.

When Harry Met Sally

Platonic male friends?

Plato proves it's possible...

but Plato was gay.

Self Help is for People with no Friends.

Secret to no fear:

Accept that bad things happen.

Then learn not to care.

Look forward to find

things you have lost in the past

They will meet you there.

To get what you want,

You have to know what you need.

Listen to yourself.

Words to slit your wrist to:

Don't treat me like sin.

Just because you're an angel.

Don't mean I believe.

Nothing I can do,

Nothing I can say,

I havethe Forelornsome Blues.

Silence and Absence,

By nature are pessimists.

Imagine the worst.

Gypsy Tears

Bucket of Ice Cream

Endless supply of tissues

Good Hugh Grant Movie.

Wendy Peffercorn

Don't run at the pool.

Whistle blows: you must get out.

No guard on duty.

Kitty Sweaters

Dear weird cat lady:

Stop dressing them like people,

makes you both look sad.

Fickle Hands

Promise versus Fate:

Since none can know the future,

they're empty as air.

Cure for the Blues

If you are idle,

then be not solitary.

Also vice-versa.

Dental Intelligence

Note on Wisdom Teeth:

You're not wise for having them,

but man do they smart!

Fool's Rush In...

Don't allow someone

To be your priority

When you're their option.

Game of Kings and Bums.

Plastic Bravery:

Pawns don't ask questions when told,

"Take one for the team".

Upon gallant steeds,

Knights move, stealth amongst chaos.

No force blocks their will.

Bishops drink too much.

Mystic men of light and dark,

Can't walk a straight line.

If you lose your queen,

Don't despair in life or chess,

Just promote a pawn.

Two homes, both stink...

Smells of L.A.
Smog, hookers, and broken dreams
It's good to be home

In Oklahoma:
Enjoy blue skies, starry skies
Gentle smell of cow.

Ode to the Grey Hound Bus

Nobody's showered.
Can't sleep else robbed, stabbed, or humped.
Sugar fuels my night.

Bus full of convicts.
Hungry...vending machines broke.
They might eat me soon.

Dear Guy next to me,
My shoulder's not a pillow.
You drool when you sleep.

Background Specialist

Life of an Extra:
Work fourteen hours a day.
Steal food from snack cart.

Hollywood Haiku

Acting to pay bills
Until I can find my dream:
Job waiting tables.