Paradox of men.

Why is it in life

Great men are rarely good men?

The world needs them both.

When Harry Met Sally

Platonic male friends?

Plato proves it's possible...

but Plato was gay.

Arachniphobia my foot!

Why I am a man:

When I see a big spider,

I kill that Mo-Fo!

Feminism

Girls can do it all.

Politics, drive race cars, birth...

except open jars.

Wendy Peffercorn

Don't run at the pool.

Whistle blows: you must get out.

No guard on duty.

Goals gotz PWNED!

Stop chasing your dreams.

Instead, sneak up behind them

when they're not looking.

It's all fun and games...

Beware of game nights.

Scrabble fights can be worse than

infidelity.

They Call Me Ike AKA I'll Beat You With My Shoe

Below your neckline
No on sees my discipline
You fell down the stairs