Paradox of men.

Why is it in life

Great men are rarely good men?

The world needs them both.

Racial Legos

Me: Broken Apart:

Red, red, red, white, white, white, white...

BLACK! How would you know?!

Goals gotz PWNED!

Stop chasing your dreams.

Instead, sneak up behind them

when they're not looking.

Left-overs?

Turkey and Football.

No better combination

to promote comas.

Being thankful means:

Pretend that you like football,

and eat the dark meat

Secret of Illusion:

When the whole world blinks

anything can disappear;

rabbits, girls, freedom...

On a Steel Horse I Ride...

Riding cross country
Freedom and wind in my hair
And bugs in my teeth.

Veteran's Day

Day to celebrate
Men who fought for this country
But not at a bank :-(