It's just that easy....haha

Secret to success:

To find a girl that you like,

and she likes you too.

Gypsy Tears

Bucket of Ice Cream

Endless supply of tissues

Good Hugh Grant Movie.

Wendy Peffercorn

Don't run at the pool.

Whistle blows: you must get out.

No guard on duty.

Guest Haikuist:

When shampooing hair

I like to lather it up

Into a mohawk.

Goals gotz PWNED!

Stop chasing your dreams.

Instead, sneak up behind them

when they're not looking.

Better than ALF

An english manny

"Just might live the good life yet".

-Mr. Belvedere.

Seriously, try it.

Tip from a monkey:

When peeling a banana,

use the other end.

Flux-capasitor

On my microwave

I pushed the "stop time" button

and nothing happened.

Kitty Sweaters

Dear weird cat lady:

Stop dressing them like people,

makes you both look sad.

Left-overs?

Turkey and Football.

No better combination

to promote comas.

Being thankful means:

Pretend that you like football,

and eat the dark meat

Nutty Love

My sweet Nutella,

Oh how I long to taste you...

you're my dark treasure.

Too cold

Early morning frost.

Skin tightens, breath plumes outward.

It smells like winter.

Fickle Hands

Promise versus Fate:

Since none can know the future,

they're empty as air.

Electronic Rudeness

Got a text message

of the laziest nature.

Just the letter "k".