Grease

Extra value meal;
Sweet double quarter pound beef,
Get in my belly.

Ukiah

To Haiku, or not Haiku?
That is a question.
But is this still a Haiku?

Kiwi

Egg of flightless bird?
Fuzzy paradox of joy.
Are you fruit or beast?

College Diet

If hungry, eat.
If too poor to eat, Ramen.
Feeds body, mind, soul.

Tyranny

Freed from my shackles,
my haiku wings stretch outward.
Prepare for Awesome.