Women are slobs.

I find Bobby Pins.

Under pillow,fridge,shower.

This is now my life.

Paper or Plastic

Self Check-out Station: 

All the fun of cashiering... 

without the paycheck.

Barking into thin air.

Things that piss off dogs: 

Cats, birds, squirrels, sirens, but most... 

The TV doorbells.